ldrgf:

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

egberts:

bahorelfanclub:

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

chaitealattyay:

i want to dance with her. i want to hold her waist as she wraps her arms around my neck. i want to be impossibly close to her. i want to hear the song and sing softly to her as we dance around the room. i just want to dance with her.

codegoth:

for all intents and purposes

• i am NOT real
• i do NOT have a legal name
• i do NOT have a “face”
• Do Not Think About Me
• I Am Not A Concept

dreverythingisaliens:

Me: so… Would horse tranquilizer be twice as effective or would the centaur have advantage on his FORT save because he’s only /half/ horse?

DM: I asked you to stop coming last week.

dennisbastardmanreynolds:

Oof

namrekeya:

me: I don’t like sharing anything about my personal life with strangers.

someone on the bus bumping into me: oh, sorry.

me: it’s okay, I’ve been hurt before. it all started at the onset of 2015 and

avpdbpdkaneki:

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory